A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...