You Mama’s So Ugly…
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Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
People are ignoring me
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Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...