Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...