Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!