Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....