You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...