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What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
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Why do they call it PMS?
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A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
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Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Efficiency
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The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...