Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...