Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...