Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
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Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...