spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...