A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...