The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”