The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...