You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...