Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)