Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....