Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!