A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...