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Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
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One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...