Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...