A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Lily!
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The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...