Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....