Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...