Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...