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A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
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A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
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A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
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Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
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