God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...