No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Possible IBM acronyms
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What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...