Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...