Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...