Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...