Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...