Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...