The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...