Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...