Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...