Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...