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An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
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OXYMORONS
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Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
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What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
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Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...