Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...