Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...