Make me a better musician
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A man takes the ferry home from work
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The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...