I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...