Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...