God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...