When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...