Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.