How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...