Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...