California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...