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When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
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Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
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What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Another Dog With No Legs
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The Borg versus Microsoft
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Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...