Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...