Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...