Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...