Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...